We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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