He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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