When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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