I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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