After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i wish my penis had a tongue
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I will be naked everywhere
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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