$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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