I want to make a zoo with you.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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