My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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