You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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