found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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