the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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