She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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