I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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