The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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