Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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