i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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