No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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