Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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