just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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