he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Randomize
