She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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