Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
When are your genitals available?
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