So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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