did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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