I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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