Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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