Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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