I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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