once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
it's great music for shaving your balls
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
