Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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