Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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