Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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