remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize
