why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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