why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
vagina is talking i cant
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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