You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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