You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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