i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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