he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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