So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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