hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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