I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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