it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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