There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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