She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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