Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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