Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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