Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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