i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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