Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
