Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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