Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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