I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
