No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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