its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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