My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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